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Pilot: June 9, 2008
The pilot episode of the greatest news show on the web. Hey, you gotta start somewhere, right?
Extras: “Divine Intervention”
Paris engages in a primal ritual that is believed to increase quiz-hosting abilities… and fertility.
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Infographic: Nas and the N-Word
I tallied the number of N-words Nas has dropped in each of his albums, and charted the results for your viewing pleasure.
Once you go Bat, you’ll never go back
It turns out "The Dark Knight" is actually pretty effin' dark. So what better way to lighten the mood than revisiting the "Batman" of yesteryear.
Five alternatives to buying an iPhone
For the many folks who couldn't snag an iPhone, here are some ways to fill that iVoid.
BUZZWORDS (bûz'wurdz)
Fist Bump
Noun: The voluntary meeting of fists by two consenting adults who wish to display affection for one another, as defined by white news anchors.
Staycation
Noun: 1) When gas prices force families to spend the summer at home; 2) Disneyland’s worst nightmare.
Kimbo Slice
Noun: One who is not to be fucked with. See badass.
