Is Stephen Colbert a contributing writer to Fox News? No, of course not.
But for a second, I thought my eyes hath deceived me. (Nudge nudge, click on the photo above.)
During my semi-annual stroll through the Fox News website, I noticed that one of its “embed producers” looks a great deal like America’s favorite faux-neocon.
Is it a stretch? Sure, why not. We’re all deserved one stretch comparison in our lives, and this be it.
I tallied the number of N-words Nas has dropped in each of his albums, and charted the results for your viewing pleasure.
It turns out "The Dark Knight" is actually pretty effin' dark. So what better way to lighten the mood than revisiting the "Batman" of yesteryear.
For the many folks who couldn't snag an iPhone, here are some ways to fill that iVoid.
Fist Bump
Noun: The voluntary meeting of fists by two consenting adults who wish to display affection for one another, as defined by white news anchors.
Staycation
Noun: 1) When gas prices force families to spend the summer at home; 2) Disneyland’s worst nightmare.
Kimbo Slice
Noun: One who is not to be fucked with. See badass.
